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What do you think you’ll be getting for valentines day?

Me: a snap from Team Snapchat

 

 


Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! — Jay Leno

 


This valentine’s day, let’s be pathetic and lonely together.

 


Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

― Joan Crawford

 


Screw Valentine’s Day I’m Just Waiting for the Marked Down Chocolates on February 15th.

 


Screw Valentine’s Day I’m Just Waiting for the Marked Down Chocolates on February 15th.

 


sorry i won’t be giving you my heart this year but i do have another throbbing organ you might be in.

 

You’re my favorite thing to do.

 


There’s no one else i’d rather spend this annual obligation with.

 


Getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

 

Sometimes I Just Have To Tell Myself It’s Not Worth The Jail Time.

 


I don’t ‘do’ Valentine’s Day I can buy my own fucking chocolates.

 

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A Real Man Can Make Everyday Valentine’s Day For His Girl.

 


I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Happy valentine’s day.

 


Lets replace valentine’s with a second Halloween.

 


Valentine’s day, It’s not important enough to have the day off. Love isn’t that big of a deal.

 


You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card. So fine: here’s a card Happy now?

 


Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen co2 etc are in the air!!! Happy Valentine’s Day.

 

To all Singles out there!

14 February Ko Khajoor Khayein… at least next day you can say that you had a ‘Date’ on Valentine’s Day!

 


Love was in air, last year, time to pay the bills, this year!!! Happy Valentine’s Day.

 

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