Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.



I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.


Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.


I love for your personality but that dick sure is a bonus.



I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.


Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz


I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your looks are just a big bonus. – The Notebook


Let’s cuddle so i can steal your body heat.


Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.


Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.


I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.


I didn’t want to fall in love not at all but at some point you smiled and holy shit I blew it.


It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring and smart. My advice to ya’ll is, Don’t lose me.



I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.


I always wake up smiling. I think it is your fault.


I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Or Under You. Or On top.


I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.


I always wake up smiling…. I think it’s your fault.


I love you: I wrote it with no spaces so there’s no room for anyone else.


I Promise To Love You Even Through Football Season.


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